• Lucas Omonge
• 25 Oct, 2023

The prostitution bill by CJ Koome is timely. It allows Kenyans to formally launch a place of hoeship and pay taxes. The bill fits the following practices: If you have a regular mama fua who cleans, cooks and milks, support the bill. If some vintage baddies bankroll your soft-life If you fast track climbing the corporate ladder using reproductive organs rather than merit, support the bill. If your company promotes sexually transmitted staffing and promotions, support the bill. If you pass exams with flying colours through organic contact sports, the prostitution bill covers you. A lecturer who adjusts, awards and transmits grades biologically is covered as well If you are a man of the cloth and you find your sheep edible and you unlock their blessings by exploring their reproductive systems, CJ Koome got you. If you are in an open relationship and swing like a pendulum, you should chair the local chapter of your SACCO. Nairobi is a major bedroom and CJ Koome if fighting for its recognition through legalizing prostitution This being a pretty demanding job, Atwoli should support the formation of a Kenya Whoekers Union and set minimum wages.